tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
- Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People (via kushandwizdom)
- I’m sorry.
6:29pm (via tallglassofrio)
I wanna know why it’s romantic for a man to stop a wedding, but obsessive when a woman does it.
I wanna know why it’s normal for a woman to wear pants, but disturbing when a man wears a dress.
I wanna know why breasts are worshipped in the media, but shunned in society.
I wanna know why…
tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left
- Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)
have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like